Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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