I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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