exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
So. Much. Porn.
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