My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize
