why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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