I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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