pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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