he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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