Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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