we have officially mastered the walk of shame
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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