Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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