she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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