i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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