Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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