It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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