I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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