He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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