So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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