I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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