dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
high people should be assigned attendants
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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