Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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