Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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