rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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