Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I love you.
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