it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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