Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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