If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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