I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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