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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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