he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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