I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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