I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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