He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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