it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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