i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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