does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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