Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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