Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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