Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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