I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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