So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team