Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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