she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
sex on a bike is impossible
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