Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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