Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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