I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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