I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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