he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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