If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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