i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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