In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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