But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize