The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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