Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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