Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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