We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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