John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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