You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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