Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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